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SEND FROM: APETLUNE™ ABYSS
SUBJECT: MISSION LOG
STAR LOCATION: Centron Point IX IX IX IX IX IX ?IX I999 9999999999

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Greetings all. This is Captain Chadwick Richardson, pilot of the
mighty Apetlune™ Abyss. We're getting prepared to take off on
another heroic quest of heroicness, and we're doing that with the
new Apetlune™ Nav Abyss, the state of the art navigaton system
that helps me help you. Our destination is Centron Point XIV, a
small planet in the Centron point system only a little ways away.
It's actually quite a nice planet, you see I- stop stop stop. End
transmission. Call Apetlune™. Brrrrrr. Brrrrr. Brr-

[new voice detected]

[New Voice] Hello this is Apetlune™ customer support, how may we
assist you today?

[Captain Richardson] Yeah hi, this is Chadwick. Put me in to Trish
please.

[New Voice] Yes, yes, of course, right away.

Brrrrrr. Brrrrrr. Brrrrrrr. Brrrrrrr. Brrrrrrr. B-

[Trish Debson detected]

[Miss Debson] Chadwick. What is it that you need this time? Please
keep it brief, I have a meeting soon.

[Captain Richardson] I thought you fixed the error with the nines
on the navbox. I still see nines. How am I supposed to navigate if
I don't know where I am?

[Miss Debson] Just ignore it. It doesn't matter if it has a few
bugs, people will buy it because YOU endorce it. And speaking of
bugs, the current voice detection software has an error where
transmissions won't end unless you manually press the end button.

[Captain Richardson] I think I left my other recording running
then. It's the red one right?

[Miss Debson] No no no. It's the bl-

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